Not just a shirt - a wearable cry for help! This soft, lived in feel shirt is perfect for hanging out and not really doing much- except for everything you shouldn't. Buy something instead of throwing it away on a lousy bet, Or gift this to someone who needs a reminder.

100% ring-spun cotton. Comfortable (like you want live) Relaxed (like you want to feel) Durable (like your ego) and preshrunk (because you should only shrink your betting habits not your clothes) .